She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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