I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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