Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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