Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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