We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.