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• (906): View more from Michigan

  i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.

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  you're going for the gold here.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.

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• (925): View more from California

  dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.

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• (845): View more from New York

  It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER

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  I'm officially in the Christmas spirit

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college

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  Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.

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