Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just barfed on his mom.

(404): View more from Georgia

You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket

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(513): View more from Ohio

you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp

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(201): View more from New Jersey

She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.

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(256): View more from Alabama

My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.

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(512): View more from Texas

Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea

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(740): View more from Ohio

She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.

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(708): View more from Illinois

the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .

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