Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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