Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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