I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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