ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
