I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I look better un-naked...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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