now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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