You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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