I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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