She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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