chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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