I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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