That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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