We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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