I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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