I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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