he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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