sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Everyone says I win the strip club
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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