You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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