dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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