at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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