me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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