I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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