your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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