Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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