I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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