i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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