we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Your penis caused this!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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