don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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