He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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