Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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