So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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