yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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