thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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