I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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