I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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