I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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