Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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