ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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