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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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