East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
where are my eyebrows?
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