Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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