Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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