Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
