its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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