marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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