i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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