I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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