so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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