i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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