just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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