is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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