Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just googled if crying burns calories
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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